Top Reasons No One Trick-Or-Treats In Your Neighborhood

October 31, 2018
Spooky halloween background. scary pumpkin with burning eyes

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You can’t tell who’s in costume and who’s not

It makes the “Amityville Horror” look like Pleasantville

The strange guy in the trench coat rooming around isn’t wearing a costume

Soccer moms carry stun guns

Everyone gives out toothbrushes

Even when it’s not Halloween guys chase you with chainsaws

It’s a sugar free community